11 min • Sep 10, 2013 (13 years ago)

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

11 min • Sep 11, 2013 (13 years ago)

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

11 min • Sep 12, 2013 (13 years ago)

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

11 min • Sep 13, 2013 (13 years ago)

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

11 min • Sep 16, 2013 (13 years ago)

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

11 min • Sep 17, 2013 (13 years ago)

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

11 min • Sep 18, 2013 (13 years ago)

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

11 min • Sep 19, 2013 (13 years ago)

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

11 min • Sep 20, 2013 (13 years ago)

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

11 min • Sep 23, 2013 (13 years ago)

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

11 min • Sep 24, 2013 (13 years ago)

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

11 min • Sep 25, 2013 (13 years ago)

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

11 min • Sep 26, 2013 (13 years ago)

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

11 min • Sep 27, 2013 (13 years ago)

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.