Ian ZieringFin Shepard

Cassandra ScerboNova Clarke

Frankie MunizLucas

Tara ReidApril Dawn Wexler-Shepard

Ryan Whitney NewmanClaudia Sheperd

David HasselhoffGilbert Grayson Sheperd

Mark CubanPresident of the United States

Bo DerekMay Wexler

Blair FowlerJess

Michael WinslowBrian Jones

Jack GriffoBilly

Michelle BeadleAgent Argyle

Ne-YoAgent Devereux

Chris IrvineBruce

Mark McGrathMartin Brody

Melvin GreggChadd

Grant ImaharaLodge

Christopher JudgeLead Agent Model

Lou FerrignoAgent Banner

Lorenzo LamasSergeant Rock

Kim RichardsBabs Jensen

Bill EngvallGary Martin Hays

Jackie CollinsJackie Collins

Cindy MargolisMs. Litella

Robert KleinMayor of New York

Rick FoxRick

Jerry SpringerMr. White

Penn JilletteLieutenant Colonel Stylo

TellerMajor Caissier

Kendra WilkinsonFlo

Holly MadisonLieutenant Harrison

Erika JordanHarleen Quinn

Diana TerranovaBride

George R. R. MartinGeorge R. R. Martin

Hoda KotbHoda Kotb

Anthony C. FerranteNASA Launch Director Marymee

Matt LauerMatt Lauer

Natalie MoralesNatalie Morales

Al RokerAl Roker

Savannah GuthrieSavannah Guthrie

Kathie Lee GiffordKathy Lee Gifford

Benjy BronkPreacher

Oliver KalkofeRoller Coaster Rider

Peter RüttenRoller Coaster Rider

Maryse MizaninOfficer Davis

Bruno SalomoneRené Joubert

Darcy DeMossAirman #1

Genevieve MortonGuest at the White House

Jared FogleJared

Anthony WeinerNASA Director Regina

Ray JTom Major

Chad JohnsonSergeant

Chris KirkpatrickLifeguard

Gerald 'Slink' JohnsonLieutenant Jared

Ann CoulterVice President

Kellita SmithSergeant Roberta Warren

Maria MenounosC.J. Sorkin

Keltie KnightAlves

Reza FarahanPark Police Guard #1

Tim RussGeneral Gottleib

Ryan KerriganTechnician Garber

Renée WillettTechnician Hammer

Michael BoltenSteve the Ride Attendant

Ron StarrantinoPrivate Kelly

Brad KeselowskiBrad Keselowski

Joey LoganoJoey Logano

Harvey LevinLester Williams

Michele BachmannCongresswoman Michele Bachmann

Elvis DuranElvis Duran

Alexis OhanianAlexis Ohanian

Bobak FerdowsiMatt Mason

Derek CaldwellAirman Ray

Josh BarnettSergeant Richards

Max KellermanAirman Joseph

Jorge BernalBernie

Marcellus WileySpl. Iverson

Anthony C. FerranteDirector

Thunder LevinWriter

David Michael LattProducer

David RimawiExecutive Producer