Ashley TisdaleJody Sanders

Simon RexDan Sanders

Gracie WhittonKathy

Ava KolkerLily

Heather LocklearBarbara

Molly ShannonHeather Darcy

Josh Robert ThompsonNarrator (voice)

Darrell HammondDr. Hall

Marisa SaksAmy

Dylan MorrisAidan

Ryan MorrisAidan

Lidia PortoMaria

Snoop DoggMarcus

Mac MillerD'Andre

Erica AshKendra Brooks

J.P. ManouxPierre

Marianne HammockFemale Aide

Terry CrewsMartin Jacobs

Tyler PoseyDavid

Sarah HylandMia

Shad MossEric

Katrina BowdenNatalie

Christopher 'Critter' AntonucciCaesar

Scot NeryMama

Ben CornishDom

Katt WilliamsBlaine Fulda

Lewis ThompsonMadea

Charlie SheenHimself

Lindsay LohanHerself

Jerry O'ConnellChristian Grey

Macsen LintzFrench Boy

John AtwoodNewscaster #1

Lane CarlockNewscaster #2

Shereé WhitfieldReal Housewife #1

Angela RaiolaReal Housewife #2

Lil DuvalKendra's Brother

Angie StoneKendra's Cousin

Jasmine GuyKendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte CampbellAntoinette Beauchamp

Kate WalshHerself

UsherIra the Janitor

Mike TysonHimself

Clifton GutermanWaiter

Anna SkidanovaNadia

Kendra Wilkinson

Clayton LandeySodomized Cop

Audrina Patridge

Zoe Pessin

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Jwaundace Candece

Angela Kerecz

Aaron Beelner

Elizabeth Davidovich

Amanda Jelks

Nikki Lashae

Amanda Topper

Joel Rogers

Jon Gould

Catherine A. Cospelich

Moses Das

Faith Blankenship

Jeff Glover

Sandy Simmons

Kendrick Cross

Leigh Hennessy

Chris Durfy

David Zucker

Jamie Elizabeth KeltonSecretary

Scott RousseauSanta

Malcolm D. LeeDirector

Marlon WayansCharacters

David ZuckerWriter & Producer

Shawn WayansCharacters

Buddy JohnsonCharacters

Phil BeaumanCharacters

Jason FriedbergCharacters

Aaron SeltzerCharacters

Pat ProftWriter

Brian BellExecutive Producer

Matthew SignerExecutive Producer

Phil DornfeldProducer

Harvey WeinsteinExecutive Producer

Bob WeinsteinExecutive Producer