Casper Van DienDallas

Natasha Gregson WagnerNico

Rod SteigerDr. Frederick Van Helsing

Kim CattrallUlrike

Natasha LyonneRachel

Craig FergusonRichard

Natalya AndreychenkoPanthia

Robert PastorelliThe Count

Gabriel CasseusTime Bomb

Victor TogundeSoda Pop

Jason Ross-AzikiwePimp

Flex AlexanderTrigger

Udo KierVincent

Cedrick TerrellLi'l Monster

Boris Lee KrutonogConcierge

Marco HofschneiderHans

Conchata FerrellWanda, Nico's Mother

Brent BriscoeGeorge, Nico's Stepfather

John FleckTrick

Richard ElfmanCop with Doughnut

Michelle CsitosUlrike Monster Vampire

Elizabeth SampsonFrida Van Helsing

Elliott JamesLead Singer, Vampire Band

Roberta HanleySaleslady

Louis ElfmanPaint Huffer

Robert PetersCop #1

Rick CramerCop #2

John SencioAlan

Ellia ThompsonThe Count's Girlfriend

Peter LucasThe Count's Henchman

Stephen PorterHarald

Francesca LombardoDead Body on Couch

Brad Joseph DubinPaint Huffer

Richard ElfmanDirector

Matthew BrightWriter

Casper Van DienProducer

Chris HanleyProducer