Ian ZieringFin Shepard

Tara ReidApril Shepard

Cassandra ScerboNova Clarke

Vivica A. FoxSkye

Judah FriedlanderBryan

Debra WilsonNew Bryan

Alaska ThunderfuckMorgana

Neil deGrasse TysonMerlin

Marina SirtisWinter

Leslie JordanBenjamin Franklin

Darrell HammondGeorge Washington

Ben SteinAlexander Hamilton

Roy TaylorJebediah Clarke

Dexter HollandBritish Captain

Kevin ‘Noodles’ WassermanBritish First Mate

Constantin ViscreanuPaul Revere

Dee SniderSheriff

Jonathan BennettBilly the Kid

Chris OwenThirty-Year-Old Gil

James MurrayEastwood

Gilbert GottfriedRand McDonald

Tori SpellingRaye Martin

Dean McDermottGilly Shepard

Benjy BronkConnor Beale

Christopher KnightGrandpa Clarke

Catarina ScerboYoung Nova

Bernie KopellCharter Boat Captain

Chuck HittingerMatt Shepard

Ryan Whitney NewmanClaudia Shepard

Israel Sáez de MiguelCaptain Santiago

Marcus ChoiPalmer

Alexandre OttoniAzzinaro

La Toya JacksonCleopatra

James HongConfucius

Eileen DavidsonMarie Antoinette

Shad GaspardMuhammad Ali

Jayson PaulJoe Lewis

Kato KaelinViking King

Patrick LabyorteauxCaesar

Sharon DesireeJoan of Arc

Bo DerekMay

Gary BuseyWilford Wexler

Mark McGrathMartin

Masiela LushaGemini

Al RokerAl Roker

John HeardGeorge (archive footage)

Anthony C. FerranteQuint Singer

Robbie RistQuint Guitarist

Tammy Klein1950s Dancer

Roxanna Bina1950s Dancer

Raine MichaelsGirl in Bikini

M. Steven FeltyHologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown

Andrei OlteanuFrodo

Chris RidenhourTownsperson

Thunder LevinBar Patron

Tiberiu HarsanMedieval Gil

Brendan PetrizzoHologram Gil

Kim LittleCowgirl

Paul LoganEgyptian Guard

Julia LaJuettAmelia Earhart

Katarína PavelekováBackground

Erik AdkinsBackground

Anthony C. FerranteDirector

Thunder LevinCharacters

Scotty MullenWriter

David Michael LattProducer

David RimawiExecutive Producer

Ian ZieringExecutive Producer

Paul BalesExecutive Producer