Season • Nov 6, 2011–Nov 11, 2011

Dimwitted Hurlan, the long-lost son of the Heartshe dynasty, returns to run the town, in constant conflict with his sisters Hurshe and Hambrosia.
  1. S1E1 - And So It Begends

    And So It Begends

    11 min • Nov 6, 2011 (14 years ago)

    When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)

  2. S1E2 - No, Jojo, No!

    No, Jojo, No!

    11 min • Nov 7, 2011 (14 years ago)

    Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.

  3. S1E3 - Holy Meemaw

    Holy Meemaw

    11 min • Nov 8, 2011 (14 years ago)

    Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.

  4. S1E4 - Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

    Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

    11 min • Nov 9, 2011 (14 years ago)

    Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.

  5. S1E5 - Death Begins at Conception

    Death Begins at Conception

    11 min • Nov 10, 2011 (14 years ago)

    When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.

  6. S1E6 - Dare to Holler

    Dare to Holler

    11 min • Nov 11, 2011 (14 years ago)

    When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!