14 episodes • September 10, 2013 - September 27, 2013

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14 episodes

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   Begend the Endginning

   11 min • Sep 10, 2013 (13 years ago)

   Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

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   Proper Dental Care is MURDER

   11 min • Sep 11, 2013 (13 years ago)

   Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

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   The Blue Lonegoon

   11 min • Sep 12, 2013 (13 years ago)

   Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

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   The Telltale Butthole

   11 min • Sep 13, 2013 (13 years ago)

   The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

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   Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

   11 min • Sep 16, 2013 (13 years ago)

   When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

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   Pequiem for a Recker

   11 min • Sep 17, 2013 (13 years ago)

   Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

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   Emotional Can of Mommyworms

   11 min • Sep 18, 2013 (13 years ago)

   After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

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   The DeArranged Marriage

   11 min • Sep 19, 2013 (13 years ago)

   Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

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   Werelan

   11 min • Sep 20, 2013 (13 years ago)

   The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

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    Come Unity

    11 min • Sep 23, 2013 (13 years ago)

    A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

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    Hambrain Jan

    11 min • Sep 24, 2013 (13 years ago)

    The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

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    Preverse Psychologism

    11 min • Sep 25, 2013 (13 years ago)

    yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

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    Gamebored

    11 min • Sep 26, 2013 (13 years ago)

    Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

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    The Endginning

    11 min • Sep 27, 2013 (13 years ago)

    Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.