John LandisSchlock

Saul KahanDetective Sgt. Wino

Joseph PiantadosiIvan

Eliza RobertsMindy Binerman

Tom AlvichTorn Cop

Walter LevinePolice Thief

Harriet MedinMrs. Blinerman

Eric SinclairJoe Putzman

Charles VilliersCal

Ralph BakerDying Man

John ChambersNational Guard Captain

Gene FoxBilly

Richard GillisOfficer Gillis

Forrest J. AckermanMan in cinema

Susan WeiserBetty

Jonathan FlintBobby

Donald F. GlutMovie patron

Amy SchiresonBarbara

Emile HamatyProfessor Shilbovitz

Phillip LevineLittle Boy

Shirley LevineWoman Onlooker

Mary CortizHousewife

Ivan LepperDitchdigger

Mitchell TadrossDitchdigger

Carl StoneHippie

Tonda MartonNurse

Neil FornDoctor

Dana Sue CollinsDuck Girl

Harry GoinsEye Doctor

Norman CrawfordNight Driver

Jackie BonnheinJoyce

Robert E. CollinsBartender

Belinda FolseyGoria

Ryan FolseyExtra

Patty HolcombPatty

Ian KranitzPiano Player

George O'Hanlon Jr.George

Billy RecordDead Cop

Edward SummerBody on swing with red suspenders

Stuart WeissArnie

Kevin CollinsBaseball Player

John LandisDirector & Writer

Jack H. HarrisProducer

James C. O'RourkeProducer

George Folsey Jr.Executive Producer