Missi PyleHerself / Mabel

Penn JilletteHerbert Blount

Harry HamlinGodfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthurReed

Lin ShayeCaptain Wheeler

Gilbert GottfriedSuperintendent

Adam RifkinAdam Rifkin

Marshall BellMoving Company Guy

Nestor CarbonellPerry

TellerRudy Nelson

Dean CameronBrian

Bree OlsonSexy Nurse

Lisa RinnaSelf

Rob SteinbergDetective Whiteside

Bridey ElliottWardrobe Girl

Cokey FalkowSpecial Effects Guy

Sophie DeeHooker Crowdfunder

Caroline GaylePaddle Girl

Diana TerranovaManson Girl

Gus LangleyPolice Officer

Katarina LawPolice Officer

Leslie McKellerNurse Twiggy

Shawn C. PhillipsBirthday Boy

Destiny SoriaSelf

Dave AnthonyRichard Speck

D. Brett SchrammJeffrey Dahmer

Jon BarinholtzVideo Assist Guy

Demetrius ThomasDetective Jones

Lexi LovePrison Guard 02

Matt DonnellyPrison Guard 01

David ChapmanAssistant Director

Dylan TregerCollege Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid

Shannon TregerYoung Nurse / Doctor No Cajones

Miles DougalCharles Manson

Meredith PyleSelf

Reda BeebeMedic

Benjamin SchraderMormon 1

David AboussafyMormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank

Ronald GrahamAlbert Fish / Annoying Person #3

Debi StaronPolice Officer

Shannon McManigalAttractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim

Seth H. SteadmanBad Hat Etiquette Cop

Jan Philip BrowneBlump's Burgers Owner

Coleman LannumBlump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)

Curt HarpoldBlump's Burgers Patron

Mick LuvbrightCaesar (with Chariot)

Kayla LevineChild W / Dog Walker

Cayla KirschbaumCranial Cavity Cayla

Geri HormelCrowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot

Gillian HormelCrowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs

Samantha NietoCrowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot

Daniel GreenspunCutting Room Floor Guy

Lori HylandCutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute

Lisa FarmerDead Diner Dame

Carey BarrettDead Faculty

Chris KoontzDead Hippie

Derek A. ZavalaDerek the Stud

Daniel BaysDetective Daniel Petoskey

Dionne A. ZavalaDionee the Falling Angel

Chuck FazioDr. Ted Manon

Monica CookEmily's Best Friend

Taylor J. SmithExtremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT

Ché GrahamFillet-O-Fish

Francesco SantoraFirst Guy Shot

Anne RoelkeFlowered Pants Lady

Bryan HaynedFryer Duck and Cover

Dee LuvbrightGadget the Purple Pony

Andrew WimsattGreeting Cop

Christopher LemmingsHamlin Fan

Cheryl LemmingsHamlin Fan Cheryl

Warren Scott KirschbaumKeystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)

Javier Andy Zavala Jr.Handsome Cuban Manager

Mac McPhersonInvisible PTSD Cop

Brian D. SheehyOfficer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double

Larry F. ScottOfficer Lutz

Rod FielderPolice Officer

Jeff LevineUniformed Officer

Bob LawlerBigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village

Renee Reeser ZelnickCrowdfunder 05

Pam LoveCrowdfunder 04

John FarrierBlump's Burgers Victim

Adam RifkinDirector & Producer

Penn JilletteWriter & Producer

Alice Xandra ThirteenExecutive Producer

Daniel Ford BeavisExecutive Producer

Herbert BlountExecutive Producer

Cyan BanisterExecutive Producer

Martin BauerExecutive Producer

Gillian HormelExecutive Producer

Bob LawlerExecutive Producer

Pete AdamExecutive Producer

William CroxvilleExecutive Producer

Michael KoenigsExecutive Producer

David BlockleyExecutive Producer

Randy PitchfordExecutive Producer

Andrew WimsattExecutive Producer

Bill ZankerExecutive Producer

Aki KorhonenExecutive Producer

James MessinaExecutive Producer

Daniel MurphyExecutive Producer

Anna L. MoskalExecutive Producer

Bill PradyExecutive Producer

Brian QuattriniExecutive Producer

Matthew TrainerExecutive Producer

David TiangcoExecutive Producer

Colin PittsExecutive Producer

David RichardsExecutive Producer

Daniel BaysExecutive Producer

Richard Koenigs-BergExecutive Producer

Scott TilsonExecutive Producer

Peter Adam GoldenProducer