The goal of “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” was clearly to ruin your childhood. The bizarrely uninspired horror disaster will make you wish you kept your money instead.

Pooh and Piglet are misogynist killers in this terrible horror version of AA Milne, a terrifying combination of not-scary and not-funny

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet brutally murder 11 people in the sicko indie horror film “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,” which played theaters for one night only on Feb. 15. And, believe you me, one night is enough.

Pooh and Piglet go rogue in a slasher that’s the wrong kind of horrifying

A.A. Milne’s entry into the public domain is commemorated by Rhys Frake-Waterfield's 'Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey,' an inept horror pseudo-spoof.

From Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey to The Gay Gatsby, the expiry of copyright on popular literature has seen a flurry of cynical spin-offs.

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is noteworthy only for its name, as it turns out that blending slasher blood with Pooh’s honey together is like oil and water: it just doesn’t mix.

The film is so slapdash and incredibly cheap that it's almost punk rock

As a horror and a comedy, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey has no rhythm with either, and it’s too dim to be worthy of a curious look.

This moronic slasher re-imagines Christopher Robin’s mini-menagerie of childhood friends as a band of ravening mutants

‘Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey’ is the horror movie nobody asked for, and only exists thanks to its source material entering the public domain.

The viral horror movie based on A.A. Milne’s characters — and carefully working around Disney’s copyright — turns Pooh and Piglet into gruesome, gory murder-monsters. Similar horror versions of Peter Pan and Bambi are scheduled to follow. In theaters now.

The childhood favourite gets a horror makeover. Read Empire's review.

Barrel-scraping slasher twaddle which rinses a copyright loophole to desecrate the memory of AA Milne’s beloved furry friends.

Blood and Honey will disappoint fans of Pooh, fans of irony, and fans of horror.

For better or worse, Rhys Frake-Waterfield's public domain slasher flick is exactly what you think it is.

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a nasty surprise… Yes, it’s Winnie-the-Pooh – the slasher movie!

A Winnie the Pooh horror film just seemed like it had the potential to be more pointedly cruel. Instead, we got a weirdly anonymous ursine rather than the best bloody bear in the world.

Oh bother, another interesting horror concept ends up a sticky mess in gore-filled slasher 'Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey'

The goal of “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” was clearly to ruin your childhood. The bizarrely uninspired horror disaster will make you wish you kept your money instead.

'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey' reimagines A.A. Milne's gentle bear as a cannibalistic serial killer. But Rhys Frake-Waterfield's film disappoints.

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey Review: A not-so-sweet slasher