Paul Bown (born 11 October 1957) is an English actor. Bown is best known for playing Malcolm Stoneway in the Granada Television sitcom Watching (1987–1993). He also had major roles in other comedy series, including as Roger Bones in the CBBC comedy series Pirates (1994–1997) and Harry Thorpe in the BBC comedy series The Last Salute (1998–1999). (Via Wikipedia)